2. Underwire bras still work without the underwires. (i know this because i came to Europe with one bra. The only trip i've ever taken with only one bra. Both underwires promptly broke. They finally poked through yesterday and i had to pull them out. Bra still does what it's supposed to do. Why don't i buy another one? Because bra's sold in stores in Europe only come in 3 sizes: 1, 2 & 3. I'm pretty sure i'm none of the above;)
3. Kiwi seeds come out looking exactly the same. Leading to the statement, "let me get the kiwi seed off the end of your wiener."
4. small children always go for the electric toys. T wakes up wanders around the room and promptly finds the laptop hidden under the pillow on the far side of the bed.
5. nothing makes you want your own language more than a medical need. I've been dreaming about how to explain a tick bite to a french doctor....i've no frackin clue.
6. when you can smell the rancid odor coming from your child's pants in an outdoor cafe, its time to go home.
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